cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Sickie.
United States
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
jdch_99
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Top comments
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
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Comments (120)
silentbutfunny 0
I think the thumbs down voice other peoples opinion
KriiFahMoro 9
"chillin like a villain"? More like chilling like a pedophile. HAH.
machinaexdeus 8
Well, good thing you're not drinking solids, at least.
KriiFahMoro 9
"Drink Gatorade. It's better then water, and tastes better too." Lol all Water Boy quotes aside, you should drink lots of gatorade in a situation like that. And water, so that Bobby Boucher doesn't tackle you to the ground.
picklemonger 13
you're supposed to drink fluids! vomiting is a very dehydrating activity so you *have to* replace the fluids you're losing! hang in there!
linkinpark98 24
That is the biggest pickle I have ever seen in my life.
coolidgesmith 2
am i pretty
katcot99 11
That is normal
masaha11 0
Ahhhh that kind of night .
ColorfulSmiles 7
Feel better !
DontModMeDammit 10
44 you mean your pedo senses are becoming erect?