Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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skidary 0
don't have Hooker nails next time?
padlarf 14
No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.
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Comments (78)
starile 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
BULIMIA ISN'T THE ANSWER
crazyladydaisy 4
She isn't saying shes bulimic.. have you ever felt like you need to throw up but nothing happens I hate that.. and throwing up makes you feel better
Master__Chief 0
argh you beat me to it. bulimia or anorexia?
luckytexan 8
fyl cuz any stomach virus "blows"
H8rSk8r 0
I guess (*puts on sunglasses*) the situation just got messy. Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Brittney_E 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
okay, forcing yourself to puke is just plain wrong. ydi.
Hummbinger 5
#27. You are my new favourite troll.
ilovenerds_ 1
RAAAANKK.
pursey11041996 4
CUT THEM NAILS
Lingonberry668 0
wats a troll?
jester613 2
dumbass
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it sis. al u gotta do us cut your damn nails. play it safe. learn from your mistakes and don't be retarded
missmurderx 8
puke rots your teeth. :/ youdeserveit?
shellytaliaaxxx 0
Your body would have naturally made you puke up or shit out any virus. the body is an amazing thing, let it do its job
JessiiBabii 0
27- your my idol. :D
Tasanasanta 0
A troll is a mythical creature that terrorizes people, but there have been cases of a few "nice" trolls. They are generally larger than humans and uglier.
yoohooaddict 0
wordd
benny2465 0
lol 1 I thought the same thing
kayC7 0
WOW. "Sliced open my throat"?Overreaction much? I think so.
sugarr0babby0 0
BLOOOOD. ish. ish. ish. ish.
Bag3l 0
27 well played indeed. You have found waldo. YDI for not having the coordination to induce vomitting.
PieInTheSky24 0
YDI for doing something like that with long nails :/
MelissaNJonas 0
if u have food poisoning u have to make yourself puke
Evafml123 0
I threw up today but I didn't stick my long nailed finger down my throat.I felt sick, went to the bathroom and threw up. I have a feeling you were not feeling sick and you are bulimic and this really happened. I could be wrong but whatever.
Sammyb123 0
Too all of you saying 'OMG BULEMIA IS WRONG', have you ever had a stomach virus and been unable to vomit normally? Didn't think so - it feels horrible. Go be preachy somewhere else.
Patrick69_fml 0
this is fake and gay
_krystallynn_ 11
she was gonna puke anyways. might as well get it over with.
venomousflower 24
Bulimia isn't a joke -.-
xLivingCorpsex 0
sucks
starile 20
Blows, really.
eehizle 0
I just looked for the like button. then I realized it's not facebook. :/
edogy 0
when I read this I threw up in my mouth, and then died inside.
skidary 0
don't have Hooker nails next time?
Xtaci 0
lol
Reynaaa 0
don't have hooker nails and don't try to maka yourself throw up !
padlarf 14
No, you did not throw up blood. You threw up, and blood from your throat mixed with the vomit.
Shell02 0
yummm..
edogy 0
You people are disgusting.
SpeakOutLoud 1
Technically if blood came up she DID throw up blood, just mixed with vomit
talim_fml 3
The super long nails gross me out more than the sliced throat.
craphappened 4
I was thinking of SAW when I read "sliced open my throat".
me77111 0
I agree I don't see how any girl could think it's attractive.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Your body knows when you need to throw up, you never have to induce the vomit. Making yourself sick can cause damage when your body isn't ready to actually vomit. So, in a way, YDI.
FYLDeep 26
Not always. I believe there are still poisons where you are supposed to induce vomiting if they are consumed.
Metzler31 17
Yes. Bleach is one of those poisons. You need to get it out of your system ASAP, and throwing up is the fastest way.
time4coffee 3
With stomach flu, your body will throw up when it needs too, you can force it. YDI for trying to force it and for having killer nails
Fresh4416 0
what does bleach have to do with the flu?
KaleidoscopePope 0
eh, when I drink I make myself throw up so I can drink more..
brianjman14 23
Vomiting > sleeping during a flu? Since when?
BakNBitz 0
Since Ronald McDonald > Jesus
sheepzroar 0
er just so you know. . . its possible that your throat may now swell up, which is not a good thing :/
Jessi_the_sexii 0
peptobismo is better and you don't have to throw anythig up(:
Igor_g5 0
Jessie, you look hot.
pcakewafflebacon 0
ooh flirtatious. get some
DrunkTerrorist 0
like your biography and your hot!!! (dating anyone?)
BigZadii 0
ehh could've been worse the inducing of vomit could have caused your throat to close