cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Sickie.
United States
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
jdch_99
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Top comments
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
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Comments (120)
Capt_Oblivious 10
That 'blows'
zfrt 3
Chunks**
Roevera 14
Wait till you're drinking just to have something TO throw up.. not having anything in your system but still going through the motions of vomiting is a Horrible feeling.
silentbutfunny 0
Dryheaving sucks
AFCA020 4
Dumbass... When you are so sick that you are puking, the only thing you should eat is fluidabsorbing stuff and you should drink salty drinks like bouillon.. All to keep your fluids in
RaggleFrock 13
That hardly required calling someone a dumbass. People do what they think is best for themselves.
gojira666 7
Drink things with electrolytes like gatorade. Not beef boullion. The salt will end up dehydrating you more
thatonetroll 0
56 Ya drink Gatorade its the answer to everything don't believe me? Watch idiocracy they sure had it right.
blackheart24 10
^ Brawndo. It's what plants crave.
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
drawmesunshine 17
And to stay hydrated.
deviable 9
Something that works for me is soda crackers and ginger ale. The crackers soak up the icky stuff making you puke, and the ginger ale mixed with it helps you puke, cleaning out you system. At least that's what my parents tell me. I usually just eat the crackers and they tend to work.
thisiscat 14
I had no fluids in me when I threw up once, it hurt like hell.
afunnyterdcody 5
Eat lots of oatmeal haha it feels refreshing actually
xalerion 0
Drink cranberry juice. It tastes just as good coming up as going down. Better even. And I am not personally a fan of drinking cranberry juice normally. It always makes me feel better though. And it helps balance out your pH.
Filthy_Animal 25
Well done!! Best way to do it!!
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
Cryptic_Equinox 0
Throwing up isnt bad for me, its like, before, and then a lot later when your throat hurts like all hell that makes it REALLY bad. Q_Q
silentbutfunny 0
I normally puke when wasted also
ManlyDunsparce 3
I puked when I saw #4. There went my home made chicken noodle soup...
The_Troller 14
Feel better soon, OP. I'm sure most people on here can relate to that.
southerngirl05 3
Oh i know i can morning sickness sucks
catatonicsleep 17
Me too, motion sickness... Drink something with ginger in it, warm ginger ale is good, especially if you stir it to get some of the bubbles out after you warm it, takes like a minute in the microwave. Its the thing i've found works best.
Gamaryn 0
Just make sure you're drinking lots of clear fluid. And maybe Gatorade/Powerade to restore your electrolytes. Feel better OP! Maybe see a doctor if you don't feel better in the next couple of days :/
Darkruler 5
When I'm sick I usually stock up on Gatorade too, it's definitely the cure for what ails ya. Feel better OP!
The_Hitdude 12
#60 I don't think the name of the film you suggested is helping your case.
Darkruler 5
I don't remember suggesting any films, #71... care to clarify?
Redoxx_fml 22
FYL Better call an ambulance if it doesn't get better
ProhibitionRose 14
Or OP could save himself $500 and call a friend/family member to take him to the hospital if he's that incapable of driving.
thatonetroll 0
Or he can call it quits and die. (sarcastic)
skitzofunia88 8
Op I know exactly what you mean.
P_to_the_AM 9
Me too... Im in the Same situation at the moment...
CALLAHAN4 0
its really not that bad
kickuwithmyfist 1
dry heaving sucks sooo bad!!!
Sumo69 9
Been there done that it does help some