cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Sickie.
United States
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
jdch_99
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Top comments
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
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yukiko33 5
Eat bananas and drink sports drinks! Sports drinks hydrate you better than water and bananas us easy going in and coming out. Also a great source of potassium, which is great for you when you are sick
yukiko33 5
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zpme103 3
you are an idiot for posting this
yscpunkchick 14
No lie, blue gatorade. I drank so much of the stuff last time i had the 'flu' (turned out to be severe morning sickness). The blue flavor actually tastes the same coming up as it did going down! It makes the duration of the illness a little more tolerable
Anth194 3
Drinking fluids is better than drinking solids
sschevymanss 0
i do the same when im hungover so like every friday saturday and sunday. sometimes even on thursday....college
h8rsgnah8 3
Lol true very true what you said. You have the most beautiful eyes. Lived in jersey for a little what part are you from
uhnevermind 24
I've been there.
ConradKay 13
Last year, I learned that when you drink enough Sprite, it will make your vomit taste good. Freaky, but useful.
cameronman9 2
What kind of fluids?
Momybunny 4
Been there, done that. Feel better, man.