cmoney6452
United States
Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SickSmick
United Kingdom
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Anonymous
Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Preggo
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Sickie.
United States
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
not_fakingit
Montr?al, Canada
Lava
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
jdch_99
Kitchener, Canada
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Meagan Ortiz
Wardrobe change please
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Top comments
Dommon 7
You have to drink in order to clean your body and have something to bake with.
DontClickOnMe 28
Aww I hate the feeling of throwing up. It hurts like hell. Hope you feel better, OP!
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melibear89 7
Keep drinking those fluids OP. the worst thing than hurting while you puke is being in the hospital and hurting while you puke. I'm currently in the hospital due to puking so much it shot my blood sugars real high and you don't wanna be connected to an IV or two and be puking. Feel better OP.
PRpandaz 6
I love the feeling after I throw up.
SkateboardGirl88 11
Oh I'm sorry! I hope you feel better! :(
ClumsyKee 14
I JUST got over a bad case of food poisoning, so I totally understand. It's terrible... I hope you get better soon! c:
nelon 7
Sorry OP :( i have the same problem as you do! hope you get better soon :)
KaitlynxD 5
This doesn't really seem FML worthy
Calyx_fml 22
Coconut water. Lots of it.
hateevryone 15
what do you have?
brendokendo 0
Wow I didn't know that liquids were meant for drinking.
linkinpark98 24
Ouch... You'll see better days, OP.