Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Social distancing
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
She noped out of that one
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Thanks everyone
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Family love
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
Party time!
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Top comments
bluehero 17
Moms are the best.
TheOneTC 8
To your mom, it's still a big party.
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bluehero 17
Moms are the best.
Sekkaichi 12
Especially OP's Mom. (:
ShannyAK 16
Yeah at least she cares about you! But really fyl op
iMuffinKat 16
Hey, Op. At least one person game. It's better than sitting alone at a big table. And yes, moms are great.
noelasis94 18
The life of a rock and roll star yes, at least she didn't let you down.
TheOneTC 8
To your mom, it's still a big party.
DejonE 10
One is better than none
lilhellian 27
It is if it's the creepy guy that smells your hair in class!
JACKxRAWR 22
Well #18, don't invite me if you don't want me there. ;)
eyesmile27 7
That's horrible! Either your friends are two-faced, you're a horrible person or they just actually had other plans. Try finding out why there was no attendance.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Since they cancelled rather than just not showing up, I'm assuming they all gave excuses as to why.
Pstraka6 20
Well you now know who truly are your friends. It may be a somber moment, but each may have had a legitimate reason. But also remember this , family will always be there for you!
Zebediabolical 45
You know who your friends are? Friends understand that sometimes other things can come up that are more important than whatever plans they'd made with you. They cancelled, presumably with good reason. I'm sure none of them thought the rest would too. It's not like they said "I'll definitely be there" and then just didn't show up.
AboveAll04 14
at least you don't have to share the alcohol now
perdix 31
A boy's best friend is his mother! I have a 50/50 chance of this being relevant.
_DudeGuy_ 16
I thought dogs were man's best friend :(.
LuckBeNimble 19
42: you are correct, dog is man's best friend. and mother is boy's best friend. see? we can ALL be right! :D
fml0505 22
I hope your mom knows how to party!
xXSherikaXx 11
That's cute that your moms still going. I mean you guys can hang out and have some bonding time. It won't be that bad!
Busybeth98 16
I think OP should be happy that his/her mom cares about them enough to show up. It still sucks that none of their friends came though.