Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you wear something so precious while mud wrestling? D:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dude, gettin dirty always ends in guilt ;)
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I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Dude, gettin dirty always ends in guilt ;)
flockz 20
this FML is dirtier than my google history. wait no it isnt. ;]
scrapmetal58 9
I love mud wrestling. It's always so much fun and satisfying. I also love to play in the rain and jump in puddles. Yes, I am 24. Fun is fun. :)
Ryanmatuszak 5
Why do wear that to mud wrestling. You deserved it
flockz 20
24 year olds mud wrestling isnt as dirty as fingering your sister and finding DocBastard's wedding ring, and seeing that it's inscribed "But my one and only love will always be every1luvsboners" I'll take that one way ticket to hell now.
nowthenagain10 8
31 yea i think youve deserved that ticket.
imthatguythatdid 0
And ur wearing ur moms ring, WHY?? OP?
koe4 0
op's boyfriend decides he wants to marry op, asks ops parents for permisson, ops mom gives ops boyfriend her ring to give to op... see where im going?
Brool_Story_Co 17
No
Ugi 27
I read this in moderation before the ring value was edited out and it's a killer! OP, I feel for you but you really did deserve it wearing a ring of that value to go mud-wrestling!
CookieMonstr19 0
Why were you wearing ur moms ring in the first place?!??
lalagurl11 6
I feel so bad for you rite now that real sucks
HelloNoora1 0
Cool! I found a ring at this mud bog today. I love my life
turkishjew 0
is that really how you spell write
alex1432 9
No, it's how he spells right
CryMoreFMLs 15
That's a he? You guys need to creep on profiles more then.
christinez13 0
that really sucks but u should have taken it off before
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you wear something so precious while mud wrestling? D:
gaganinia 14
mabe she forgot :o
shadowPlayer 6
Maybe it wasn't that important then.
Ldesu 0
"If you liked it then you should have put-" it somewhere safe while you were mud wrestling.
Saam143 0
And you didn't think of taking it off BEFORE you went mud wrestling?..
skarlly 10
im thinking no...
Person1233 13
That's what happens when you bring valuables to MUD WRESTLING!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Gettin' dirty is worth it
livlafluv100 2
awww that sux I'm not gonna say ydi but I guess u learned a lesson
gruvychild 17
You better start digging!
WCARlover 35
This past Christmas morning I got a ring as a gift from my mom. Christmas afternoon it was gone. I feel your pain :/
1000waystofml 0
Aha thats shitty
musicluvrr 6
Same i was wearing a ring i got for christmas and i fell asleep with it on and i woke up and it was gone still is gone
emirie 21
My parents bought me a very nice, expensive ring for my 16th birthday. Only a few days after that, I asked my cheerleading coach to hold it for me during a game. She "lost" it.