Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings to the girl I've had a crush on since the beginning of high school. We agreed to meet at Starbucks, but she was bringing a friend. I didn't care, because I just wanted to tell her how I felt. When I got there, I saw her making out with another girl. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
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Top comments
Rabite 28
Because it's none of his business?
kricket5 19
It only indicates that he’s had a crush on her for a long time. It doesn’t mean they know each other well.
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Comments (19)
user53658 15
Really? Sounds like an escape to me; you: 'I've a crush on you', she: 'sorry, I'm a lesbian'... Why didn't this secret show up BEFORE you declared your love?
Rabite 28
Because it's none of his business?
tounces7 28
Yeah, but "Long standing Crush" indicates they've known each other for a long time. And if they've known each other that long, it's a little strange he didn't know her sexual preferences by that point...even if just by seeing other people they've dated.
kricket5 19
It only indicates that he’s had a crush on her for a long time. It doesn’t mean they know each other well.
Lalala579121 28
He also never told her about his crush, so chances are conversation about relationships/orientation never really came up.
user53658 15
They were exchanging secrets.
Nadine 21
a. He said it was his childhood crush. Sexual preferences in children are not always obvious and the questioning kid may not even be aware he or she is gay. b. Do you think that you can always tell when someone is gay? The norms you think you know that represent the LGBTQ community are stereotypes. Not indicative of every LGBTQ person.
RichardPencil 32
You drove her to the other team!
pjsr 33
When someone responds to you that way, the best thing you can do is throw it right back at them: “Oh yeah?! Well, I’m gay, too; gayer than you. You wouldn’t believe how much dick I’ve sucked!”
Alup132 22
Isn’t that from the movie “Game over man?”
lifeis4me 20
At least she didn’t reject you because she thought there was something wrong with you.
Lalala579121 28
Yeah OP, think how much worse it'd be if she saw your junk in the shower and commented on it.
PenguinPal3017 19
I also have a thing for lesbians.
Charles Dumont 4
Lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂
AccessUnknownModerator 4
I mean mabye but don't you think you would have had known she was or that if she was and it was a secret would have had said something different. mabye she is is but I doubt it and she probably doesnt like you.
gavanator127 8
Give her my number XD
dwight7476 11
Damn didn’t see that coming
dwight7476 11
Tell her my girl got a girlfriend