Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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Comments (218)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I'm sixteen and haven't been kissed (nor have I had a boyfriend yet). I'm probably heading down that same road unfortunately.
dreamofme 0
Once it happens, you'll wish you'd have saved it for someone better.
dfarrey 0
I feel for you, man. I'm in a similar situation. But you know what makes me feel better? Remembering that I have a friend ten years older than myself who still hasn't had an actual girlfriend. FML, but his life is f***ed worse.
Teodora_fml 1
i had my first "french" kiss at 16(now i'm 17). I had it at a party with a guy that i didn't even know his name next morning:( . i think it's better if you kiss for the first time with someone that loves you and you love :D . i wish i've never kissed that guy
Oraiyus 0
I got my first kiss at 18 with an online friend. Lost virginity at 20 to someone different - who later admitted to using me. He was an asshole, and is now using someone else.. he lives right next to me. (my roommates wall is his roommates wall.)
spreadthelove 0
i don't know, i've read all those posts here, but i just think, that you should go crazy, drink a little bit of sth with your friends (to get more confident), go out and kiss someone random! don't stress so much! kiss isn't such a big deal after all. just go and do it!
SnowCamoSniper 0
Im 15 havent had gf yet or kissed, and im not even aloud to get a gf.Dont feel tobad.Your time will come.
Whooitsleah 0
I'm almost 17, I've had 5 boyfriends, and never been kissed. But I've been felt up and such... What's up with that?
Pittfan557 0
its ok alot of guys like shy girls unless your a guy then woow i am a guy... i was eleven i am still good friends with her all arguments are fine: saving yourself, expireince any way its ok
Ivash 0
Ouch mate... I, erm, don't understand why kissing is so big of a deal. I mean, really... I'd feel increadibly insecure if I was like you. >_< Not having sex for a few months makes me feel bad, but not being kissed for years..? Ugh. Must be hell. I wish you luck.