Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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carleeto810 0
What's wrong with that?!
Adamt 0
got mine at 11 now I'm almost 15=)
meanxgf 0
Desolez
gezus 0
I'm sure you will soon. I got my first kiss 2 days ago and I'm only 14. Of coarse since the girl that i had my first kiss with, today is now going out with somebody else. (We weren't going out when we kissed.)
live_2_eat 5
Hey, I feel your pain... I'm 19 and have never been kissed, nor had a boyfriend! I'm more sad about the boyfriend bit; I've had guys like me, and i've liked guys but it's never mutual :( I figure once I get a boyfriend I really like, the kissing will eventuate and it will actually be good! Haha. To all those people posting stuff about how we're such losers, get over yourself. Just because you may have advanced further in this field then some of us doesn't make you better! For all I know you could be just really un-picky. If I went out with just anyone who asked me, I could have had my first kiss at 16. (Or even a childhood kiss at the age of 6 or something, lol)
medeea 0
ahh well..i first got kissed at 13 i think...as far as i remember..with a girl btw. but my first legit kiss was at 18...and i lost the big v at 18 as well..and i sometimes honestly thought i was getting old. just to give a hint of how screwed up society is....feeling old at 18. blah... anyhow..best of luck ..and i'm sure u'll find someone who'll be worthy of ur waiting.
LetxGoxOfxMe 0
The way I see it, it'll just be that much more special.
somename1223132 5
I got i good at the end of grd 5
kiwi0605 0
that sucks! but I don't see why it would be 'so much more special' if you get your first kiss at a later age. I was 12 and it felt special then.
Jb4ever792jb 0
Not tryin to lower ur self asteem or anything but I was 12 when I had my first kiss. I made sure I rlly loved him and he loved me too though and trust me letting ur guard down isn't easy but I'll feel great once u have :)
Rosa16_fml 0
You are stupid if you think that you were in love when you were 12, and learn to type complete words and sentences. Not trying to lower your self-esteem of anything......