Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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Comments (218)
annalovescheese 0
this is really sad. i was kissed when i was six years old. you guys need to go out and meet people!!
hellokittywhore 0
it's not anything that special like losing your virginity just kiss someone worth kissing tho.
ambrz 0
lol I had my first kiss at 14...
brushababyy 0
alot of people here are ****** pathetic. ydi for being a prude.
whiskey33 0
r u Mormon that would make more sense.... kinda not really tho haha
letthemxeatcake 0
Maybe you can just play Truth/Dare and get your first kiss that way.
mdug95 0
wow! I never get why people put stupid stuff like this, how is not being kisses an FML it's just lame!
bunnylover1 0
I got my first kiss in fifth grade (when I was eleven) and we made out lol
alexamarie11 4
eleven year olds know how to make out?? I don't buy it
florence2011 0
lol. I don't think that's a bad thing at all. I had my first kiss in jr high but I had always planned on waiting and I really respect people that actually do. just my opinion.
cheergirly789 4
lol I don't wanna sound like a **** or something but really?! I'm 12 and I do tounge with my boyfriend in front of people!!
babychiapets 0
stfu no one cares.