Today, my man learned that "boner" used to mean "mistake." Now he won't stop referring to every mistake someone makes as a "boner", laughing like a hyena every single time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Today, I realized that I may have made a mistake in getting married, because he kept telling people to "Stop fucking crying, it's not a funeral." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
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pbruins84 21
Every time he has an erection, you should refer to it as a 'mistake'
rpy13 13
This is not a thing at all. It’s a joke from Hubie Halloween. Which absolutely doesn’t make it a real thing.
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pbruins84 21
Every time he has an erection, you should refer to it as a 'mistake'
rpy13 13
This is not a thing at all. It’s a joke from Hubie Halloween. Which absolutely doesn’t make it a real thing.
Alan Staff 59
I thought it was dubious as well, but most online dictionaries say: boner /ˈboʊnɚ/ noun plural boners Britannica Dictionary definition of BONER [count] US, informal 1 : a foolish or careless mistake The manager pulled a boner [=made a stupid mistake] and lost the game. 2 impolite : an erection of the penis