Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Hang in there
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Single life
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Late bloomer
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
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Arbitrary 0
I'm 18, same situation. Only difference is that I'm happy for it. I've had enough foolish friends that are girls to teach me better than to trust em. Great example right here. The day I'm leaving to go away to Barbados for the summer my friend asks me if I like her. I answer "Of course, why wouldn't I?" The best thing I could think of to dodge the obvious question. She then tells me, "You know what I meant." Night ends and I take her home. The day after she gets together with my friend, the same day that I leave. Two months later I get back, the next day she and my friend break up. She comes to me to console her, she knows I've never been in a relationship, yet she asks me, "Have you ever kissed anyone?" I answer her honestly, I tell her no. Her response? "Then why don't you kiss me?" I worked my way out of that one, but barely. Come on now, what the hell is that? More trouble than its worth.
gregorygreg87 12
You are a strange person
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Comments (218)
criispy_yo 1
lmao im 13 and got mine when i was 12. aha wow.
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Awwhhh. :(
rainbowzebraa 0
Don't worry about it! so many people are horrible kissers that sometimes it's not even worth it. I've kissed guys that think it's sexy to open their mouths as wide as they can and slobber all over your face, or just stick their tongues out and swirl it in really fast circles. You haven't missed out on much. In fact, since you're older, other people will have more experience and you may not have to encounter those bad kissers as much! :D Good luck[:
saxybandgeek 14
omg you've made out w/ my ex!!!! OP: dont worry about it... ive kissed one guy and he sucked so much he just kinda ruined it... i have no urge to kiss any1 anytime soon.... just wait till you find someone you really like and it will be all good :)
saxybandgeek 14
i got kissed at 13 also but you dont see me goin around calling every1 loosers! only one of my other friends has been kissed besides me and i wish i could be like my other friends... i wasted my first kiss on a jerk who said he loved me then dumped me for my friend
Pankti 0
#10 - i'm so with you...first kiss @ 19...not all that fun as ppl make it out to be
Muphin 0
I feel so much better about my self hahah i'm 17 and have never had a date or anything,
sarah2144 14
Psh. Just make sure it's worth the wait. I had never been kissed at 15, and it wasn't that fun the first time. Should've made sure it was special.
bubblybrooke 12
damn, I was 13 but your choice. lol you'll meet a chicky that wants to kiss you, probly :P
jeannicole 0
Man, I thought I was a loser because I'd only ever kissed one guy and only once and I'm almost 20. You have made me feel less alone. Thanks. :)
Rach_star 0
Dayummmm!!