Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Today, I turned 30. I still can't grow any facial hair. FML
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
Today, I’m at the age where I should be married or in a committed relationship and having kids. Instead, I’m STILL single. I haven’t had a first date or a first kiss. If any of that changes, luck and time aren’t going to be on my side because biologically I won’t be able to have kids. FML
Today, I realized that sometimes when I sneeze, I pee a little. I’m 28 years-old and I've never had kid; I’m even a virgin. This shouldn’t be happening. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
So if it bothers you that much, do something about it? It sometimes takes effort you know. This is like complaining about not having a job but then never putting in any applications. Put in some applications - aka, start asking people out.
Warp1978 15
This is why escort services provide girlfriend services, seriously if your that bothered by it get it over with
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Comments (5)
tounces7 28
So if it bothers you that much, do something about it? It sometimes takes effort you know. This is like complaining about not having a job but then never putting in any applications. Put in some applications - aka, start asking people out.
Warp1978 15
This is why escort services provide girlfriend services, seriously if your that bothered by it get it over with
raingirl 5
OP needs to hook up! You can do it, it might take some getting use to, but for a kiss? I mean, come on, there's a match out there for everybody, even if just long enough to lose your virginity
Billie-Jo 9
You're not missing out.
ClickClackClive 3
Why doesn't everyone on here get together with OP and have a soup kitchen together?