Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Top comments
Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
annoyedperson 25
haha you're so cray cray for the real real not for the play play shama lama Moo Moo
Epomas 1
??????
NakedandAfraid 14
Hey, you might like it. I hope she goes easy on you though.
spudking 19
Never bet what you don't mind losing. That covers money, possessions, and your anal virginity.
anonymuse_fml 31
Should be "Only bet what you don't mind losing" or "Never bet what you do mind losing"...
cheshireau 26
Use lots of lube, mate.
Bonngoo 34
Hi I'm boba
ndnpride88 25
Good luck op
EnJey0 19
Why would you accept a bet that could result in such a consequence? Even if it would have been easily won.
McQuiznos 9
Not as bad as people thing
soulebelius 17
You better wife her, because she's gonna tell EVERYBODY if yall break up! #learnfromkanye
MandieL 27
I'm sorry you've had such bad experiences with women! :(
Cyrus00 41
I don't think anyone should be learning from Kanye.