Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
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cacheson 42
If you didn’t know it was your toddler, I get it. If you knew it was your toddler, the toy box should be the first place you look.
sirrubberduckie 37
From now on, store everything of value in the toy box so you always know where it is. I'm surprised Richard Pencil wasn't around to provide this solution.
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cacheson 42
If you didn’t know it was your toddler, I get it. If you knew it was your toddler, the toy box should be the first place you look.
sirrubberduckie 37
From now on, store everything of value in the toy box so you always know where it is. I'm surprised Richard Pencil wasn't around to provide this solution.