Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
lexiieeex3 32
Why would your girlfriend want to go at you with a strap on?
crudeandrudeguy 29
Payback...
smokecloud_ 37
Some straight guys are into buttplay? My boyfriend always says that I could **** him with a strap-on if I let him put it in my butt... But buttplay grosses me out, personally. :x
HereNReady 13
Not sure why you're getting all the negative votes it's a valid question...
sturschaedel 27
It's also got to do with sub/dom power play to some extend. A case of "whatever rocks your boat".
Mauskau 36
Maybe OP often asks his gf to let him go in her ass, and she wants him to know what it's like. Sometimes if a guy won't even try it, then the girl won't let him try it on her. It's one of the things that would be similar for eachother.
lexiieeex3 32
This wasn't meant to be sassy or judge it was actually an honest question...
fakedsincerity 32
Because the prostate is there and it's super fun for both parties (if done consensually and safely, obviously). Pegging is way more common than people think especially in BDSM circles. (: edit: oops misread the comment. that's why dudes might like it, not why the gf might suggest it, sorry!
KVKdragon 26
Just look up preparation tips online and try to enjoy it. You may end up liking it enough to make it a regular thing lol
Xquisite1 28
Gay ass shit
thejordan52x 5
id go with the sore loser man
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
I would much rather be a sore loser
GhostFox 34
If you aren't comfortable with it, negotiate a different forfeit. Seriously, bet or no, your consent still should be given freely and uncoerced. The only major rivaling thing I can think of is if you had coerced her into a sex act she didn't want to do, in which case the two of you are standing in a burning boat with how eager you are to hurt eachother. Even if you did, your consent still matters, but you also owe her a majorly apology.
mergeterge 24
I was hoping someone would address this. Bet or not, you still need to have an agreement between the two of you that isn't her manipulating you... Hope that's not the case! Who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it more than you think.
ertyert 12
you better pucker up XD
catherinecas 30
Did you read the FML? It's butt sex or being known as a sore loser. Honestly, why he's having such a hard time picking when he clearly hates the idea of anal just seems ridiculous.
Mathalamus 25
why would you do something stupid like that? thats why i never bet anything.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I can't believe that nobody has made a joke about being sore yet.
Miss_Whipped 43
Several people commenting before you have made that exact joke, actually.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
I know. I was being sarcastic.
Miss_Whipped 43
Thanks for the heads up.
Kondor017 9
So.......who's the actual man in the situation?
syki 22
The.......ONLY man in the situation?? Unless there's a surprise orgy, I guess. That's like a surprise party, but *everyone* is in a birthday suit.
noisyboy4000 23
I'm game for a good bet, but NEVER make one if you're that uncomfortable with the consequences if you lose. Idc how certain I am of something, if there was the slightest possibility at all I'm wrong, I wouldn't risk getting anally ******
kyu_Q 19
Hopefully you get to choose the strap-on. Otherwise you might be a VERY sore loser