Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, my team suffered a humiliating loss against our biggest rivals. My family was pretty supportive, though, but only because they'd taken bets against me from the start. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Bman54 19
I guess either way, you're gonna be sore.
SorasOtherForm 4
What was the bet?
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Comments (227)
lysx84 24
Don't let your mouth make bets that your ass can't cash...
Swagalious 9
Both ways you'll be a sore loser
Foxxistar19 12
sdmm
demix_fml 32
I'm wondering what op would of got if he had won said bet?
ssnow_fml 20
I'd rather be the sore loser than have a strap on shoved where the sun don't shine.
mommyhutch 14
Ya I bet you "lost"....
Xandrick 22
I am disgusted with the commenters here. Reverse the genders and I'd bet that most of you would be standing up for her right to say no to her "punishment" if she felt truly uncomfortable. He is a human being with emotions and a state if well-being. Does his comfort not deserve some consideration as well? Go ahead and downvote this like the sick people you are.
Demon_of_Light 27
I think you're missing the point. Regardless of gender, OP made a bet with clearly defined terms. He chose to risk this exact outcome by his own consent, which is why people here assume that he's comfortable the terms (if not exactly looking forward to them). Otherwise, OP is a complete moron for gambling with something he couldn't afford to lose, but yes, as you say, has a right to refuse.
Sathane 21
Exactly what kind of bet would make you agree to something like that?
mylifesF 15
.... You do know that just saying no is an option? Unless???....
writerchic85 26
You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Bets aren't legally binding. However I'm going to guess that maybe a part of you wants to try this and that's why you made the bet. Either way, don't feel pressured. If you were a girl and it was the other way around, people would freak out at this.