Today, it was time to take graduation cap and gown pics. My cap didn't fit on my head. I'd specifically requested that they make it much larger, but they didn't. When someone tried to force it onto my head, it tore apart. So now I have no graduation cap. I'm so fucking done. Only 2 weeks left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, my high school diploma came in the mail. I accidentally ripped the diploma while opening it. FML
Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour short of getting my degree. Now I have to wait another semester and pay $3,500 just to take a one hour class on Bowling so that I can graduate. FML
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
Today, I got my graduation photos back. I'd sent them to a friend for touching up, but unfortunately we had a major argument recently. I guess that's why in the photos I've been photoshopped out and replaced with a goat. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Today, my university is capable of sending me two diplomas in short succession due to a clerical error, but can't recognize that I've graduated and won't be taking classes with them in the fall. FML
Today, I found out nobody in my family wants to come to my college graduation. I spent four years and $60,000 to be the first person in my family to go to college, and nobody wants to see me graduate because the four hour ceremony is "too long." FML
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RichardPencil 32
If you can't get a cap fixed in two weeks, you're too stupid to graduate high school. I'm the one who is DONE here! You've got work to do.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you sure you're about to graduate high school? Because it sounds like someone needs to take an afternoon nap like a kindergartner. If you're stressed out from a hat breaking apart college is going to kill you.
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RichardPencil 32
If you can't get a cap fixed in two weeks, you're too stupid to graduate high school. I'm the one who is DONE here! You've got work to do.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you sure you're about to graduate high school? Because it sounds like someone needs to take an afternoon nap like a kindergartner. If you're stressed out from a hat breaking apart college is going to kill you.
sirrubberduckie 37
If you think that little situation is really frustrating, I have some bad news about the rest of your life.
Thaylok 17
Are you sure you are ready to be done? It's just High School. Unless you scored 7 touchdowns in one game at Polk High School, then it doesn't matter. Dwelling on the past won't get you very far out in the real world. get some black duck tape and get to making a fix that will work for your head.