Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
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Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I got into a major fight with my parents over my younger brother stealing from me. Their response was to get angry at me for my "tone" with them. My brother is 18 with an obvious drug problem, but my tone is the problem. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML
Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and me. It started with, "I love you", and ended with,"You and your brother were mistakes." FML
Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
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Comments (101)
NiinaxK12 0
Thats sad...
Nicnats 3
it's also true
genesisnirvana 11
It's always the youngest.Tell her your dad is your favorite.
eeppiicc 8
the youngest is always the favorite my parents like my little brother more even though they admit to him being one of the biggest pains ever.
echogekko 7
I understand deeply how the OP feels.
coepuffs 0
What a bad mother
sleepydeath 4
At least she still loves u my mom told me shed rather have my cousins has her children and since then we just Stare at each other until one finally walks out of the house
Sgt_M_G 0
not always I'm the oldest and I'm my mothers and grandmothers favorite.
silversti 0
don't join the Marines, it sucks go to college trust me, I wish I had...
number0 8
Congratulations! Most people have trouble figuring out how or when their mommy/daddy issues started. You're one step ahead.
OceanProtection 0
Get on his level nub! >.
SteveTheJanitor 6
you should go smack your mother up!
gmc_blossom 21
It was nice of her to let OP know the truth, no?
xSwaGKinGx 0
what a bitch, steal her money and run away from home
Neorecon19 18
38, are you the only female sibling in your family? girls seem to receive favorite privileges to according to a friend of mine.
Iamaninchworm 0
Not true. My moms mom favored her sons over her daughters and my mom favors me And my brother over my sister. Sadly my sister is a successful business women and my brother is homeless drug dealing methhead.
mnblkjpoi 0
my brothers the favorite too.
Garyy_fml 11
They say they love all children equally, but it's ALWAYS the youngest or oldest. never middle.
symplyme 1
not true my brothers the middle and he's the fav I'm the only girl and I'm not even close to being the favorite
ChelseaXD 0
my brother is too.
cptcook 0
no shit he is! u twat! I'm the baby and my mother has made it quite clear I'm the fav, it's got somethin to do w them being the baby, aka the last she had given Birth to..
cptcook 0
that's prolly bc they KNOW your the **** they never wanted as a daughter from their loins
fmlham 0
probably because u have a giant tattoo on you're tatas
fmlham 0
that was directed at 59 by the way. for all u tards with zero common sense
taytay6510 6
both of you should shut the **** up. you don't even know the girl so I say go **** yourselves.
rarrar321 3
notice how the middle child isn't even mentioned? woe is us. :(
Justine94_x 31
Agreed with #50.. I'm in the middle and I'm definitely not the favourite.:(
CristinaRamirez 0
Mec2
Dodie__fml 2
it's always the younger sibling. :(
brodway_dreamer 0
that's not true I'm the young one and my older brother is the favorite
Goodatbeingbad 9
That was for seventeen.
WinterPerfection 3
I always assumed parents loved their children equally, silly me.
sxe_beast 11
miscomment omfg.
iloveeyouuxD 9
Not really. I'm the youngest and my sister is the little good girl and she's 18 lol
omgcookeys 15
my older sister is the favorite. it depends on how much trouble each sibling has given them.
fiju 15
luckily my parents don't have favourites
CookieMonstr19 0
SAME HERE #33!! it sucks
Iamaninchworm 0
I'm the youngest and without a doubt the favorite.
i0like0fudge 0
keep hoping don't let anything bring you down
PrickHead 0
(8) nothing you say today is gonna bring me down!
hannahtaskey 9
Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)
Megan70_fml 6
haha! clever :)
hannahtaskey 9
thank you. :)
shadow33456 1
your welcome
kawaiianime 5
maybe she doesn't have a dad...?
ed11 1
Ouch fyl op
Omit 4
YDI for arguing over who's the better child.
Squirrelx 5
How does he deserve that? His mom basically just said OP isn't her favorite. Not cool.
kduubb 7
always the boys /:
fadedflyer16 0
hey:)
TheRealSIDeal 1
9 is right somewhat. my dad favors my twin sister and my mom favors me. also 9, you are really beautiful.
alvarny 17
dasd tend to favor girls and mums tend to favor boys over here
habest 2
This ain't no lovefinder 71 if you're that desperate there are sites specially made sites for you ;) knock yourself out.
boredmuppet85 3
yeah I agree its always the boys, girls tend to b harder to raise
kduubb 7
hahaa, #109 made me laugh(:
legendssoldier 0
hey k dub
xPhoBiuHzZz 1
My parents don't pick favorites...they beat us.
NikoBellic 0
Awww
Dodie__fml 2
Good ol' fashioned parenting right there.
evey661 5
I meant to click thumbs up
Amherst51 1
sexy hands
logkitty 5
teaches kids not to pretend to be cowmasters throwing milk on random strangers. *shakes head*
Livinia 11
Tell her that's okay, because you always loved your dad more anyway.
StopDropNRoll 11
You always post good comments. But this is the 3rd time it's been posted lol and counting lol ^_^