Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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andydawg8891 0
Well maybe your a better looking man than he is!
littlexlion 4
Ask him for tips, duh. :D
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andydawg8891 0
Well maybe your a better looking man than he is!
TheOptimist 0
There is a cross-dresser at my school. We always question which bathroom it uses. My L.A. class discussed it and decide we should build it an outhouse in the feild outside. I think it wants to get a sex change, it's got like the fishnets, the short shorts and mini skirts, died pink hair in pigtails, eyebrows died pink, a face CAKED with make-up. The whole shebang. I still dislike it.
MaliceandMisery 4
lol, you've got Jeffree Star at your school?
spaerro 8
Justin bieber?
ZombieXgirlFrend 12
just because this person cross dresses, that doesn't make them an it that just means they're different from everyone else, just like EVERYONE ELSE
VoteForTaco 8
No, it DOES make it an it.
jt33396 2
Lmfao
adamo_erebus 26
If you really love someone, you should love them for all their quirks, even if they do something like cross dress. If the OP is really serious about their crush (which they probably aren't, it's just a crush after all), cross dressing shouldn't mean anything.
DNC2008 1
i lol'd hard, but you deserve it for being ugly
littlexlion 4
Ask him for tips, duh. :D
dfarrey 0
Well? Are you going to share the URL of those pictures?
11wanda11 6
sounds like he's got the best of both worlds.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love freaks. YDI
deng314 0
Make sure they are not just Haloween pics, when i first met my husband i saw pics of him dressed as a woman, thought it was wierd, but they were from haloween and he really made a horrible woman. If the pics you saw are from Haloween enjoy the fact that he has a sense of humor. If they are from more "occasions" then yeah.... time to move on.
paulat 0
#8 - Why 'time to move on'? Aren't clothes just things you wear? Some of my best guy-friends crossdress, and they are a blast. Their wives know and just go "what? it's just clothes!" They aren't gay, they aren't wanting to change, they just like being pretty. Most of these wives find men who crossdress to be kinder, more attentive to their needs and and more likely to understand when you are having a really bad day. Sometimes I even give the guys wardrobe advice - "Umm... mini-skirts on a 50 year old boy .. ummm no!" OP, don't assume all is lost, talk to him about it, you may find the person is worth getting over cultural hang-ups. #3 has the idea, maybe you'll find a friend and a boyfriend: if he looks so good, he certainly can give a good opinion on your look. If his heart is right, you're very likely to get more clothes and gifts because he knows how important they can be to you.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I second #22.
YoungE 0
now that's really sad a man dressed as a woman looks better than you...hmmm
dylan211996 0
why u lookin for pics u creeper
GAYbrial 0
I don't see the fml here. Maybe that he makes a better woman? Other than that sounds like a pretty open guy. Lucky lol.
tisiphone_fml 0
And you've got a boyfriend who will go shopping with you and help you pick out clothes. I fail to see the FML.