Today, I discovered that you should always check the litter box before vacuuming stray litter outside of it after my cat burst out from the box mid-piss and skittered around the house still pissing after I put the vacuum hose behind the box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband thought it was the best idea ever to clean the cat's litter box with the brand new vacuum cleaner instead of tipping it into a bin bag. My house now fills with the smell of warm cat piss every time I hoover. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I was cleaning the litter box and found a large clump. I later found my 3-year-old peeing there instead of in the toilet. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML
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Top comments
nonsensical 26
Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.
Soninuva 41
Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!
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Comments (28)
nonsensical 26
Think about it. You just made your whole house wet with your pussy.
RichardPencil 32
That sucks. I'm talking about vacuums!
Dilexar 26
no.
Soninuva 41
Normally you let the cat out of the bag, not scare it out of the box!
SneakyDeath 15
This fml gave me a visual vision of the event.
ragnarok1540 39
As opposed to an auditory, olfactory, or gustatory vision?
Dilexar 26
olfactory or gustatory??? please tell me im not the only one that didnt get this
RichardPencil 32
I got it
oxker 7
Is your first language something other than English?
Dilexar 26
ive just never heard of those terms before o.o
Mudge 11
your cat must be a real pussy to get scared that easily
Mightytall 35
Cat + vacuum cleaner is like dividing by zero. No, just no ... bad things happen.
Tripartita 45
You think it was mid-piss, but in fact the cat was exploiting Newton's second law: every action has an equal and opposite reaction (simplifying). The propulsion gained by pissing only facilitated the cat's speedy escape.
buttcrackles 9
Ever heard of a run-on sentence?
jeffprobs 29
I'm just imagining how confusing it must have been for the cat: "was that a snake??" "How did it get in my pee area?" "Do I call the police?" "Nah cats don't snitch" "How will I pee again!" "Outside? Like a dog, noooooooooooooo!"
trucker2 33
You clearly seen the cat in the box- common sense would say wait let the cat finish- you could gave the poor thing a heart attack- YDI
Khaleesi_D 9
I guess it was on if the litter boxes with a top?
Lizza330 28
I don't know about you, but my litter box has a flap for a door and a lid. So you really can't see inside it.