Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was FaceTiming with my mum when she interrupted me to ask who 'the man behind me' was. I live alone, so I had a bit of a jump scare moment. She was so proud of her 'hilarious' prank, her laugh still haunts me. FML
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
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Top comments
Sorrel 0
Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.
perdix 31
(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original). If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?" Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it? And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.
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Comments (50)
Intoxicunt 6
IN THE BUTT. ON MYSPACE. Good thing you warned her.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
"You could've been RAPED! I'm not even laughing! I'M NOT EVEN LAUGHING! YOU COULD'VE BEEN RAPED IN THE BUTT!"
rick_james_b17ch 0
No she shouldn't have warned her, her friend deserves it for being named Paige.
Intoxicunt 6
The OP is a dude. And Paige is a great name. It reminds me of Rose McGowan's (orgasms at the mention) character on Charmed.
crazysmurfette 6
#10-My name is Paige. you're an ass.
LightningCactus 12
#10-My sisters name is Paige. you're an ass. :P
artmastr 0
FU
artmastr 0
FU thats MY name!
JohnE3 0
FYL, but you had good intentions, right?
flighted 1
right. had it actually been some creepy stalker killer at least her friend woulda known. hahah that's so embarrassing though
Sorrel 0
Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
That's not really that bad, if she had the hood up how could you tell it was her? And even if she didn't, it could have been a really low resolution
time_consumer 0
How is she dressing like a wannabe gangsta thug? By wearing a hoodie?
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Would yelling a whisper suffice? That is always a good one.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
What in the blue hell!? Damn you iphone, damn you to hell. I was responding to #8. Oy vey...
perdix 31
Don't worry. Things jump around.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Oh come on. What are the chances? Family member vs serial killer. Which is more likely?
fattypie101 0
omg number 11 change your pic
Devikarawr 0
Really, not a big deal.
iamazombie 0
i lol'd
perdix 31
(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original). If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?" Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it? And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.
EatUrGreens 20
Who doesn't wear a hoodie indoors? they're comfy af..
cleovany 0
Lmaoo. nice :P
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
Is there any good that could result from, "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?"? Either 1) Paige knows the guy and he & possibly Paige get offended. (In this case, he is the mom.) Or 2) it is actually a creepy guy and then you witness the brutal murder/rape (possibly not in that order) of Paige. Next time, let's be a little more positive with our exclamations, OK?
crazytoaster 2
3) The creepy guy was just in the wrong house, but hears you calling him creepy so he comes to yours.
sodahhhr 0
that.