Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend accused me of gaining weight in the middle of a restaurant. He then lifted my shirt all the way to my bra. My mother is angry at me for causing a scene when I screamed, slapped him, and threw a drink in his face, causing him to get arrested. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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Wadlaen 24
What did you do that made her have you arrested?
Hangryko 32
What was the charge? Did your mother lie to police? Will you sue her for defamation and emotional distress? You left out a lot of important information.
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Wadlaen 24
What did you do that made her have you arrested?
Hangryko 32
What was the charge? Did your mother lie to police? Will you sue her for defamation and emotional distress? You left out a lot of important information.
thefmlman2011 37
I saw “what was the charge?” and my mind went straight to “eating a meal? A succulent Chinese Meal?”
Hangryko 32
I just heard about that guy the other day! 😂
BurnInDemonFire 39
What was it? Drugs? Theft? Fraud? Child neglect? All of the above? Oh well... no sympathy for a loser.
newbiemalestr8 27
What did you do or what did she say you did ? Can’t leave that part out.