Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML
Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML
Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Stoic_fml 0
Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.
ShadowNine 0
Omg lmfaooo. Get owned
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (198)
letitbe56 0
How do we know if you deserved it if we don't know what the bet was?
audax 0
So you lost the bet. Did the bet specify that you couldn't wear a shirt over top that shirt?
tko 0
girlfriend ftw
Tenor_Sax_Man 0
YDI for entering a bet with a girl. Women are never wrong dumbass. lol
LittleMiss1 0
Hahahaha win.
untalented1 0
ydi, but the rewards for winning the bet must have been amazing if this is the punishment. too bad. your gf will probably feel sorry inside and make it up subconsciously ;)
phunkymonkey 0
haha, i would never want my boyfriend walking around with a shirt like that.
Caterpuff 0
Why the hell would you wear the same shirt for a month? Thats lame. Punch your girlfriend in the face and make her wear a "World's biggest bitch" shirt.
AlexZB 0
YDI for being your GF's bitch
DameGreyWulf 1
Ahahahahaha, nice.
bassxchick12 0
Wow u got owned! but seriously that sucks