Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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Comments (132)
Colby_Colbert 0
shit in ur hand & smear it in her face ... thats what id do
popoman 0
Make her eat it too. And threaten to do it some more until you get her MSN name and password, and then do the same thing to her.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I'd kill him. :D that really sucks. and the excuse (although it's true in this case) 'my sibling did it' is kind of tired /: FYL fersure.
CyclonePsycho 1
That's when you smash the keyboard over her head repeatedly and hope your parents don't notice that your sister can no longer spell her name. :x
btstig 11
win
annaofwisconsin 0
Geez, i'm the littlest in my family and i never do that shit to my brothers.
cljc 1
ohhhh man, that sucks. get her back!
springbirder 0
Pics or it didn't happen
CJGannon 0
That sucks, ur little sister is good though, at being evil
justme8977 0
Haha nice
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
@16: wtf...?! what would pics do in a situation like this? I hate when people say that. do you really think the OP cares whether some jerk online believes him? -.-" dumbass /: ohh, and I meant her in my other post :P
LysssNysss 1
Kill it.