Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
Today, I had some “me time” at my computer. I'm not quiet. Finished up only to discover that I was still signed into voice chat on my computer in a public server from a previous conversation with a friend. I don’t think anyone heard me, but what if they did? FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Your sister is such an R-word, little B-word! That's F-worded up!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ha! You got pwned, son! Remember to lock it next time.
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Comments (8)
crazy_joe 15
I am sorry for what happened to you, but **** that's some funny shit. Lol
tiptoppc 21
When I worked at google, we were encouraged to “pwn” anyone that left their PC unlocked while away. And NO ONE was off limits. Eric schmidt got pwned at least once. I got pwned once too. Really keeps you on your toes, especially when they use your account to send an email that I will be bringing 15 pizzas on friday for all in the datacenter. I miss those days…
RichardPencil 32
Your sister is such an R-word, little B-word! That's F-worded up!
RawrXD 4
This must be why we were always told to lock our computers in Tech class.
poopface82 25
Time to lock your screen and tell your sister that, if she ever does it again, you send her straight to the H-word.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Ha! You got pwned, son! Remember to lock it next time.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Ooooo that sucks. And there's no way to prove it was someone else in that regard. I wonder, is it a permanent or temporary ban? If it's temporary, it's a sucky inconvenience but better than the alternative perma-ban - in which case, better start over and get an entirely new account. To everyone saying to lock the screen: In my experience, whenever I've done that, it botches up my Internet connection and logs me out of game, so maybe that's why OP didn't lock the screen.
HayNow 11
Sure she did ;)