Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I signed in my msn messenger. Everyone in my friends list apparently changed their status to 'busy' or 'away' when they saw me online, including my crush. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
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xFenix81x 0
That is when you embarass the hell out of her. I am sure she has something juicy that she doesnt want people to know about. Do some digging! Get her back tenfold, bro.
unholyfury 0
soo.. are you two together now? lol
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hydro_fml 0
She did you a favor, she taught you that you must use security online, you could have lost all your money but you only lost your dignity. On the bright side; People may see you as a bit mysterious, ie was it him or not. Your friend didn't try to follow through on her suggestion, that would have been awkward!
polkm714 0
repost.
SpandexMan 0
this is why you should keep all your passwords under lock and key
kyasariin 0
Don't give her your password. DERRR
mehwhateverr 0
Anyone else think that MSN was set to 'auto-login' and they share a computer? Anyway, FYL, OP. But her life will be ****** more once you get her back and/or tell your parents what she did so she gets grounded. Sweet revenge.
iplayrugby18 11
you should buy a bunch of ex-lax and super absorbant pads and bring them to her school and give them to her when everyone is around but yell it out loud, "YOU FORGOT YOUR DIAHHREA MEDICINE AND SUPER ABSORBANT PADS!"
Scotticus117 11
im assuming your best friend is a guy? no one uses MSN so YDI in that sense but not really lol, that sucks i voted FYL, but you should kill your sister, get some kinda revenge, im not a revenge kinda guy but that bitch has it coming, you gotta get back at her somehow so do so as soon as possible!
RJB 0
no offense "but you should kill your sister" you sound like one of those guys who wear black and dog collars and have the perfect little sis and you hate becuase she messes you up. psh comformist. lol
britterbuggxo 0
haha, thats is too good. most pranks are stupid but your little sister did pretty goood!
anniesaysbueno 0
this is why i'm glad i'm an only child. if i were you I would beat her face.
manram 0
Punch her in the face?