Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I logged on to MSN for the first time in a month. In under 10 minutes, I found out that my little sister had changed my screen name to Jake the Weiner, told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love for my best friend. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Top comments
helennaa 0
That's mature. But at least you know now, and you can take preemptive strikes.
AndelleRae 9
No one deserves to be humiliated or treated like shit. Who cares what the OP looks like? She found out her little brother is a douche bag who spends his free time devising plans to humiliate her. That would suck for anyone. Younger siblings can be major assholes, so I'm fairly certain that her little brother isn't pulling this stuff because she's fat.
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Comments (89)
helennaa 0
That's mature. But at least you know now, and you can take preemptive strikes.
spoo 24
left his myspace page up..... I know where you could start the pre-emptive strike
Bud_fml 16
Nice.
cookiepenguin 0
aww they named it after you. how sweet!
jamesispro_fml 0
poop dust
da_page09 0
it seems that they were successful
greenltrn2003 0
hahahaha hes tight
PlasmaWafflez 0
Don't take it seriously, lil bro's are always like that
TC1_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So the "FML" in this is the fact that you can't put the fork down, or that he's actually devised a plan?
RR05 0
couldn't agree more. if someone is refering to you as a fat cow, it's probably because you are overweight and a bitch. so YDI
fakkumairaifu 14
Spoken like an only child...
BritishHobo 0
If he left it up on your computer, he either isn't actually doing anything and wanted you to think he did, or he's a complete tool. Either way, I hope you took advantage of having his MySpace and got him back.
Rayn4u_fml 0
Maybe leaving it up is a way of bragging. Or maybe he didn't expect her to confuse a computer screen with a snack and move so close...
tamoodielovesmar 1
or both.....hmm....*raises eyebrows*
lynzykins 0
Sit on his head.
netfreak 0
winner
fuckyourdogslife 0
YDI for being a fat cow.
NessieWicked 9
lmfaooo!
khalifaBISH 1
#7 ur a tru asshole
keenaz 0
Lol at #7 harsh dude. Should've just changed his myspace orientation to men, that coulda been funny.
mps1969 8
#8 is right you had a golden chance to get him first before he got you and you blew it .
Jcat_fml 0
I agree, I would have posted a blog about my (his) dream about his friend that he was talking to. Get both at the same time. Say that after the dream I couldn't help but call up this friend and we talked until the sun came up and we made a vow to love each other for the end of time. I'm the happiest boy alive.
Ninjaface 0
But now that you've read the plans, you can prepare countermeasures so that it's your brother who gets humiliated! Muahahahahahaha!
LemonadePink 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well on the bright side you can always try losing weight. All it really takes is keeping your mouth shut.
mrdecay 3
"I'm fat and I know it. FML"