Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
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Top comments
slavka012 11
Stop whining, unfriend them back and block if needed. Problem solved.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, lucky for you there's an unfriend/unfollow option. You might want to use the block button on the ex though. Just as a precaution.
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Comments (44)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well, lucky for you there's an unfriend/unfollow option. You might want to use the block button on the ex though. Just as a precaution.
LizziSlotwinski 10
I agree, block him. Cause it could lead to a bad situation.
slavka012 11
Stop whining, unfriend them back and block if needed. Problem solved.
Ihavegas 22
could you say that in arnies voice in kindergaten cop.
chosha_fml 27
Seriously. Would have taken less time than writing the FML.
Death546 25
And the problem is? Just I friend them, it's that easy.
muarif 19
Unfriend*
MikaykayUnicorn 36
So we're really gonna down vote #4 for making a mistake and up vote #28 for correcting them when we all ******* knew what 4 meant? Okay.
amileah13 26
Delete, block, don't let other people use your Facebook.
Mathalamus 25
just remove them again.
zach205 24
He then just becomes unfriendable Larry.
mylsux 15
You should probably let your sister know about the friend requests and not to accept them until she gets an ok from you
Redmond64 16
Dont let your sister use your facebook. Cmon
jwill200 16
That's why you always say no and don't just ignore them
demamcgirl16 21
Maybe you should talk to your sister about online privacy, so that she knows to be aware of things like this if she ever gets her own Facebook/ social media account.
cfnavyusn 6
you have the option to delete the request if you don't want to add them, just for future reference. You can also unfriend and block them if need be.