Today, I am smarter, cooler, better and more mature than everyone else by a huge margin. Anyone who refuses to accept this objective fact is a moron. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML
Today, after reading more FMLs than I'd care to count, I think I've finally realised that the world isn't made up up of mostly competent and intelligent people. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a better human being when drunk or high, because at least then I don't seem like a wind-up toy about to snap. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend is better than me at everything, including skills that I have years of experience with, while he has none. FML
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, my mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the "worst" because I don't go to church every Sunday. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
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stickyface 17
Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?
Hangryko 32
At least you're humble. 🙄🤦♀️
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Comments (9)
poopface82 25
And this is an FML how?
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
It's an FML for us because we had to read this crap.
Wadlaen 24
I haven't met you in person, but I assume I'm a moron... FYL
stickyface 17
Really, moderators, you approved this waste of bytes? Really?
Hangryko 32
At least you're humble. 🙄🤦♀️
d j mom 9
so you also drive a corvette? because it sounds like you have little p***s syndrome. hahahahaha
009bouris 5
honestly this just seems like a boiled down version of most of the crap on here it’s the essence of what everybody else is saying when they whine on here
NothingButCrazy 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I hope you are raped by a dolphin
FluffythePink 24
Objective fact? Go on, prove it. We'll wait...
idragosani 17
Oh for crying out loud, who let Trump have an account on here