Today, I saw a Facebook post from my mom about my cancer, how she’s exhausted caring for me, and quit her job to be by my side, blah blah blah. The woman hasn’t set foot in my house in 11 months after I got a restraining order against her, and my "cancer" is a mole I’m getting removed next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Looks like the courts got rid of your real cancer.
Grizz8831 14
make your own post with the real information. don't mention or talk to her in any form. Not a lawyer so unsure how making contact or mention of her while holding a restraining order could open you up after. Just make an honest post and let her dig her own grave with it.
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Comments (4)
cuz803 46
Wtf. Tell her to **** off and nor violate the restraining order or else you'll call the police on her.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the courts got rid of your real cancer.
Grizz8831 14
make your own post with the real information. don't mention or talk to her in any form. Not a lawyer so unsure how making contact or mention of her while holding a restraining order could open you up after. Just make an honest post and let her dig her own grave with it.
cpguru24 18
I had a long post about my daughters cancer and realized I was making the post about me. Your moms a shit bag. Also make sure they test your mole. That's where my daughters cancer started.