Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
tpag3r 0
shit i just lost the game
bloodthorn 4
YDI for owning an iphone
Mikayla82ca 0
YDI because you can't afford one and make fun of people who can! Ass Clown!
suaveneanderthal 0
they have iPhones in India?
idkxd13 0
LMAO, I don't see why they shouldn't have!
BurpusMe 0
Steve jobs: This is the best thing we've ever made, I'm really excited about it! It's an internet device, a digital camera, a phone, an iPod a fly swatter.
itschris 0
hahahaha lOl good one :D #82
Antivirus_fml 0
Ofcourse they do, besides i = iphone & i = india, lol
ndawgg 6
They're in a lot of countries all over the world, just not on AT&T's network.
KumoFF7 3
Burprus me, that was stupid. you fail. YDI for living in india OP
ryguy1997 0
that's why I take mine everywhere and never leave it.
Unregistered 0
second
qwertyuiopdead 0
big ******* deal
blackdog218 0
You should weiner slap your grandma!
Snodes 0
the op is a female
eddeeezzyy 19
Well only, if that is, OP is a transsexual ;)
freber120 0
Mosquitos can be dangerous
ananamoose 0
This is true, once a mosquito flew up, my friend Jacuelle's nose, it nestled in his left nostril and literally made a fortress of mucus inside his nose. He got so frusturated one night because he was trying to go to sleep because he had work the next morning but, that darned mosquito had friends over again for the third night in a row. They had the tv up drinking beers and they were being obnoxiously loud. Jacuelle snapped took a jack hammer to his nose, not only did his nose fall off but the mosquito and his friends took it with them because it was their home now. Jacuelle no longer has a nose and if you ask me that is more important than an IPhone so go ahead and thank grandma, you ungrateful kid, be lucky you have a nose!
Lounia_fml 8
The OP pointed out she has an iPhone because iPhones are expensive. I guess that makes her life more ****** or something.
Anonymiz 4
Just in response to "YOU CAN READ FML ON THE IPHONE! im commenting with it RIGHT NOW! other phones cant do that!"-- Yes, they can. It's nice that you're happy with your device, but don't make ignorant assumptions. OP: That sucks. I hope you can get a replacement.
cherylface 13
Um... Other phones can most definitely do that. And I've been able to open documents on my phone before that new iPhone was out. Big ******* deal.
GR3453m0nk3y 4
i like the word "iPhoneLess" lol
itschris 0
Agreed #71
CyclonePsycho 1
Yes, most newer phones (and a few older models) can use fmylife and most other internet sites. Nice gadgets are nice, but iPhones aren't the only cool toys out there.
BeeHappy_fml 0
Don't make ignorant assumptions? Are you kidding me? What is this, the anti-cellphone-racism convention?!? That is NOT an ignorant assumption. PLENTY of cell phones still do not have Internet access. I'm sorry you can't afford an iPhone, and you're extermely jealous of those who have them, but that's still no reason to pull the "DON'T ASSUME THINGS you ignorant a-hole" card. REALLY. it's a phone.
britneylover 3
Because there is a huge difference between an iPhone which costs $200-$400 and a phone you get free just for signing up.
BeeHappy_fml 0
Why should it bother you? Because you can't afford one? I never notice people doing that. The OP said it was a "brand new iPhone" because it WAS. I mean, it's brand new, WAY more expensive than other phones, and a delicate piece of equipment that is not a flyswatter.
calcboi 0
I own one, moron. Also, they're not that expensive. I always just say "my phone." I don't have to embellish on the fact that is it indeed an iPhone; Anyone who sees me holding it will know.
AndelleRae 9
Bahaha. That made my night.
manoverboard 0
Poor Jacuelle.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Well, that made my day. :D
Plumppotato 3
Mosquitos carry many harmful diseases. such as malaria. and can also give you aids, had they sucked blood from someone with aids. (yes. not only do they suck blood, but they also squeeze some stuff into you, such as blood and toxins.)
lettertjes 0
Mosquitos do not spit enough blood in you to give you HIV. If someone told you he became HIVpositive because of a mosquito bite, he was either lying or very ignorant about his own disease.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Wow you are really idiotic if you still believe that, HIV needs a HUMAN host for you to actually become infected, do some reading because well you just made me 7 year old cousin look smart.
lolalovesyou 0
Mosquitoes do not give you AIDs. Thats definately an STD.
NoelZ 0
73 your ******* ugly, kbye
americayay 0
I swear, FML is the official advertiser of Apple.
divineinstrument 2
What, you didn't think fmylife.com actually made any profit from selling those t-shirts? Product placement is the real moneymaker for this website.
safirestar09 0
#34, you made my day.
Dabamash 0
(Ignore the assumptions in this comment) Wait until she is upstairs. Deck her. Then smash up her stair lift.
Unregistered 0
seventh
ananamoose 0
13th...
Antivirus_fml 0
Thats more like 30th. :p
cataelophobia 1
Im gonna have to call fake.. I cant see anyone mistaking a small phone for a large wire and plastic flyswatter.
Squadoosh 0
I doubt she mistook it for a fly swatter, but probably just used it to kill the mosquito because it was on the counter.
katelynmarie 0
It never said she mistook it as a flyswatter. Just that she used it as one.
Dabamash 0
Yeah, i'll use anything at hand to kill insects. Actually, no, I would never use any of my gadgets.
DankJemo 0
This is exactly why you don't leave expensive pieces of technology around really young people, or really old people. They'll just **** it up.
americayay 0
Really young people, I will totally give you, but in defense of my Gramma, she would NEVER use my iPod to kill a bug. Whether or not they know HOW to use it, an elderly person CAN recognize that it's an expensive piece of technology, not to be used as a flyswatter.
ChiliRamen 0
You'd be very surprised how inconsiderate some grandmothers (or mothers) can be. OP, make granny pay for a new one.
Dabamash 0
@10. If they **** it up, **** them up.