Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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Conkers 0
You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/
caancoha 0
Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.
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Comments (69)
Conkers 0
You couldn't have seen it coming, it's not your fault. You were only trying to be friendly. But that sucks. :/
well_this_sucks 0
yeah kindaa.. but he's his best friend. he would've known what she looks like..
shelbtron 0
uh. excuse me...who cares? this isn't a FML, this is a "so like today i like went to cheer up my friend right? and like he totally just got broken up with...and then like we passed these girls and for some reason i like, decided to embarrass him by emasculating him and hollering at girls for him? and like one of those girls was his ex? and this story doesn't have a climax or an ending?"
peter55 0
haha I bet that's what she really wanted to say
AlterFukiinRoccz 0
he kouldve hiit on one of the friiends.. if turned out good then.. yee.. iif nott.. anotherr FML :))
Jam33 0
aw thts sucks, whoot #2
synix 0
Not your fault, you were just trying to be encouraging like you said. There was no intent to piss him off. Hopefully he didn't get overly mad.
pinkishgirl 0
Patethic.
starlalove 0
fail.
troyboyd05 0
Pathetic.
capslockisgood 19
Just like your spelling!
caancoha 0
Did one of them say, "I know!"? I think that'd be pretty funny.
Sparkey 0
He was your best friend but you didn't know who his girlfriend was?
padlarf 14
thinking the same thing
englishmuffin 0
Good point... maybe she was hard to spot because it was a group of girls and the OP didn't look closely enough. Either that or she got all dolled-up to the point of being unrecognizable?
frannytrois64 0
Maybe she got depressed and concealed herself in a black cloak when they were out on the town at night D:
kissiy6 15
maybe they were in a bar and it was dark?
Luckster 0
Oh geez...talk about awkward...
YoStephy123 0
Aw, it's not your fault, you were just trying to be a good friend.
alexgisforme3 0
you were just trying to be a good friend so its not that bad i think
deaditegirl 0
You were his best friend and didn't know what his (now ex)girlfriend looks like? Some friend.