Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
shadowbyfear 0
******* sucks I wouldve thrown my broken iPhone at her
calcboi 0
I hate people who always have to point out that they have an iPhone: "you still have my iPhone charger," "used my iPhone as a fly swatter," and last, but certainly not least, "OMG, I just got a text on my iPhone." Can't you just say phone; it serves the same purpose, doesn't it?
eliwalks 0
It's an ego problem. You'd understand if you had one. I'm being serious. I realized I do what you said. iPhone is trendy
xNephilim 19
Do you realize how expensive iPhones are? That's the whole purpose of having this on here. OP spent hundreds of dollars on what ended up being used as a glorifies flyswatter. That is why OP pointed out the iPhone.
lakeylove 0
DAMN if its new that most likely means it was the 3o.s or whatever its called. thats the best iphone there is! i phones are great i dont know why people hate them. now you can open documents (legal kind) that are in a email instead of having to wait to get home. and guess what YOU CAN READ FML ON THE IPHONE! im commenting with it RIGHT NOW! other phones cant do that! IPHONE RULES and now i feel bad for you becuase you are iphoneless. throw the peices at her OR make her get a new one with a case and engraving OR "accidently" break her phone to peices
Rubarb_57 0
hopefully you have warranty on it if not your life sucks
sahara_fml 0
I think Grandma needs to buy you a new iPhone.
kamranbird 0
i have an iphone and have dropped it a lot.. still in perfect shape. how did she break it?? did she cut it in half and then use it?
xNephilim 19
I have an iPod that I dropped a million times until I dropped it the wrong way. Then the screen shattered.
frannytrois64 0
This is what happens when you expose seniors to new advanced technology. YDI for leaving it out in the open.
cactus_fml 0
Why? Most people have the common sense not to smash another person's expensive new iPhone. It's not like she would think, "Oh, better not leave this near granny, she might slam it down on a mosquito." Lol. FYL, OP. Hope your grandma has moneyyyy. ;P
lexthedeejay 0
if you have apple 1 care they have a 1 time forgiveness and they will replace your iPhone for you 1 time no questions asked
john_bell 0
So you put her down right?