Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
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Top comments
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
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Comments (277)
TheComputerGuy96 16
YTDI, not for throwing your phone in the air, but for specifying it's a brand new iPhone 4.
Ozmat 0
are you serious? he's specifying what it is so we understand how much he just lost. some phones cost as little as 50 bucks, whilst his iPhone would be worth a lot
rottentomatoes 7
#10 Agreed
toyota4life94 6
I have a iPhone 3GS and I take very good care of it. it has been in it's case since march 2010. except for regular weekly cleanings. I paid $400 USD for it. Worth every penny.
Ozmat 0
good job
quin01 0
iPhone 3 is a peice of shit 4 is way betta
james_aka_frosty 3
well duuuuuuurr. of course it's gonna be better it newer by like 2 years. f*cktard.
blackbird31 0
YDI for buying an iPhone.
SassiestLemon 2
Agreed 100... ;D
john7h567hgrd 0
ydi fully for buying the iPhone... I just hate Steve jobs, he's so arrogant thinking he can release the new 3gs with no new features except a compass and people will buy it, and the sad part is that its true.
john7h567hgrd 0
ydi fully for buying the iPhone... I just hate Steve jobs, he's so arrogant thinking he can release the new 3gs with no new features except a compass and people will buy it, and the sad part is that its true.
skittlez12345678_fml 0
my dad fixes all types of iphones. he has a buiness
lionheart822 13
why the hell does OP have a concrete floor for his bedroom?!?!?
glitterysnails 7
I was wondering this too. Why did it take so long for someone to pick up on this? lol.
lesleykay 0
A lot of people have stained or dyed concrete floors in their houses :) My parents house has dyed concrete floors. I'm not the biggest fan either.
RUSH777 0
228; That isn't true at all. I've had my iPhone 4 since the week they were released, and I have never had such a problem. Ever. What I've noticed, is there are only 3 reasons people ever diss the iPhone. 1. They don't have/ cant afford one themselves so they put it down to make it sound like they just don't want one. 2. They like crackberry's better 3. They have the new HTC.
yeeder1 0
**** iphones, andriod/htc is whats up
Dr_PooPingDung 0
@229 iv had both an hone 4 and a 3gs and I just got a samsung galaxy s vibrant and it is a billion times better the the isuckdickphone4 the vibrant is fasrer cooler customizeable loads faster rootable and ive never ever dropped a call and the 3G signal is way faster and better
KattoTang 0
Or maybe Apple products just suck, #229.
ipwnlosers 4
You idiot, its 3GS not "iPhone 3" -_-
alexg823 0
Too bad spell check doesn't work...
crengel 0
you're cool...
FML_in_general 0
#14, you could jist hit the thumbs up or thumbs down if you agree or disagree... no need to comment if you do either...
a_chucknorris 12
Too bad you forgot your punctuation lessons.
Helpfulman 17
Comments are so old here. iPhone 6 is almost out now.
roafteth 4
ydi, and first
ov614 0
you're not first, dumbass.
atomicJ 0
haha your a dumbass
Ozmat 0
hi atomic :)our club post got deleted
atomicJ 0
Hey ozmat! I know. dang fml staff.
Ozmat 0
I just laughed at maple again that's the most awesome picture
atomicJ 0
haha it is pretty cool.
Ozmat 0
naw your comment was moderated
atomicJ 0
lame
afdude87 6
yeah I broke my iPhone 4 too. sucks ass lol
txgirl2013 14
Bahahaha WIN!!!!!
symwashere 0
ahahaha!!!
forthepainx3 0
looks like someone (puts on sun glasses) just started having their period. (73)
Avenged7Gabe 0
looks like someone ( puts on sunglasses) never had theirs
IStoleTheCookies 16
looks like someone (looks in mirror) is awesome.. oh right, that's me. of course. OOOF.
PSQ91 6
I hope you guys have some sort of insurance for that phone. I know I do. That thing costs 650€!
demonfalcon 5
C-C-C-COMBO BR-- ohh I'm too late
JNaftel 0
why the **** does he have concrete in his bedroom?
Tempsey 0
Looks like some people (puts on sunglasses) want a hard enough floor to kill someone with. That is why.
FML_in_general 0
#214, probably because the contractors thought it'd be funny?? well never kno... yes im bored enough to answer a rhetorical question
silver848 6
Your as much of a dumbass as the op. I can understand that with a crappy free phone, but a 200 dollar IPhone WTFF?
snowfox_fml 10
epic fails dude lol
metal8214 0
you sure it didn't brake on your concrete balls? that's what happens to anything that falls on my balls
palltaru 0
I did not understand that but still jis IN MY PANTS!
whcwtexan 0
moron. killing your phone is not an FML, it's just stupidity on your part.
epyk_pryncess 8
I wanna know why you have no carpet.... ydi though
carcinogan 0
I don't have carpet either because we like hard flooring? either way he's a dumbass for doing that.
blgjohnnyy 0
but why would ur floor be concrete??
sxcthaigirl 6
that's what I was wondering..
bishhitsandii 3
I'm guessing his bedroom is in an unfinished basement.
kaengle 5
in Arizona and Texas we have polished concrete floors. it helps it stay cooler inside
424136 0
#96 I live in Houston and my house has carpet in all of the bedrooms.
latingringa 3
bc he spent all his money on a BRAND NEW IPHONE 4 lol keep up
Doortje 30
Hah, you totally deserved that. Why the **** would you throw a phone that expensive in the air? You're ******* stupid.
wendyyyy 0
Agreed.
quin01 0
mhmmmm
xNikkiez 0
Agreed. He basically threw money out the window. Rofl :)
mzstadiumstatuz 2
exactly
Midget9 0
I doubt op would be stupid to literally throw it over his/her concrete floor, it was most likely just a casual toss, bounce, and shatter. I've done the same thing only my phone didn't bounce off my bed. I don't think op deserves this at all.
personguydude17 0
totally
frank678 7
I throw my iPhone 4 in the air all the time. It still works perfectly.
mrfuzzywiggles 11
And why the hell would he have a concrete floor in his bedroom.
UpsidedownKayak 9
I am changing the acronym YDI to You Dumb Idiot, just for you OP.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
CHANGE IT BACK!
cr4497 4
win
icantellu 7
I used to think that's what it stood for...
sofie2401 0
that's what I thought it ment in the first place. haha!
atomicJ 0
Double kill!
Ozmat 0
+50
sxcthaigirl 6
mosst likely