Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I cried my eyes out for hours over the guy who dumped me 9 years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML
Today, I’m still crying over my five-month relationship that ended two months ago. I didn't cry this much over my ex-wife. FML
Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
Today, I just got home from a wedding and cried for about two straight hours. The bride was my widowed stepmother and the groom was my ex boyfriend. We only split up four months ago. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
For those of you not taking pregnancy hormones seriously, it's the worst thing on the planet. -- Suffering husband.
Incognico 22
If it were 9 months I think I would understand it better
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Comments (44)
Pandafriend 22
That must have been a really bad breakup .
whatunicorn 17
Right?? but seriously.. Hormones dude, they can be a shit storm.
Thatissarcastic 17
It could have not been tbh lol, hormones make things so much worse. It's like the world is against you.
Incognico 22
If it were 9 months I think I would understand it better
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Are you married now? Either way, that sucks. I am also pregnant and have hit the crying stage. I hate it because usually I am quite the unfeeling zealot.
zeffra13 31
Curious how that came up? You seem to have moved on.
cheeeksss 29
There's not much logic behind pregnancy hormones. It's out of the woman's control. I'm sure normally OP wouldn't give a shit about her ex.
cheeeksss 29
I reread my comment a few times and I never mentioned her not getting over her ex. And I also stated how hormones are out of a woman's control. What were you trying to correct...
addioty 19
Hormones. It happens. Congrats on the baby!
Kittyphysics 21
hey, me too! except I cried over a guy that's had me in the friend zone for 9 years. pregnancy sucks.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
For those of you not taking pregnancy hormones seriously, it's the worst thing on the planet. -- Suffering husband.
greeneyedx 23
Suffering husband to the wife suffering 10 times more
worldclassrager 41
You found someone better but wounds take time to heal and at times never do
mamasquirrel78 2
It wasn't even about the guy from 9 years ago. Pregnancy hormones will have you crying if you can't find your shoes. There is zero logic to the thought process but it'll be something like "I can't find my shoes so I can't go to the store and if I can't go to the store I can't get milk and my baby is going to be malnourished and it'll be all my fault" and then 2 minutes later, you're fine and thinking of what color sheets you want for the baby's room, lol.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Pregnancy hormones are for the books. My husband came home one day and found me sobbing. I was crying over every person who had ever hugged him because they had held my whole world in their arms at some point. Yeah. It hit out of nowhere. I understand OP.
nerfnidalee 17
That's the most adorable thing I have ever heard.
Internetflakes 13
now you have an adorable baby boy! that was such a cute story!
nyf137 20
Oh, yay.. something for girls to look forward to when they have babies of their own