Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
AlexZB 0
theres an automatic 90 day guaruntee
chink123 0
Use her head as a flyswatter next time you see a bug on the wall.
moviemaniac97 0
lol as long as the misqeto us gone....
triplethreat13 0
i got an ipod touch instead of an iphone because it does all the same stuff (including texting, but not calling), it's cheaper, AND so i can still have my awesome verizon phone. and for anybody who tries to say "that's why you have insurance"....the majority of insurance policies do not cover self-inflicted damages. in this case it was not inflicted by the OP but someone in his/her family, which still counts as self-inflicted. insurance will not pay for a smashed iphone if the cause is a senile person trying to attack a mosquito, especially because the OP left it unattended. i would say FYL but i'm going to have to say YDI because it could have easily been avoided. that does suck though!
skullbuster 0
Thanks for the 'iTouch' plug, but I have been stuck using one for a couple days while my iPhone is in for repair and, believe me, they are not the same. Between the rigged texting, the limited connectivity due to dependence on availability of wi-fi...**** THAT SHIT and hand me my iphone!
carrierpidgeonz 0
I call ******* bullshit, no one is that ******* stupid. Nice try. oh and it wasn't funny. you suck. Also, you have an iPhone, no wonder you have such a strong sense of unwarranted self importance.
triplethreat13 0
yeah the wi-fi is not ideal, i must admit.
Piemonkey 0
You've never met an old Indian lady, have you? Because you just proved yourself an ignorant fucktard.
som_fml 0
what the hell... is your iPhone made out of pudding?
fantasy_ 0
wow that sucks FYL and YDI for leaving ur iPhone there...hope u have insurance for it!
happyfeet312 0
wow, if you were already feeling the need to clean your i-phone right after getting it, YDI! ..or you are really greasy and should keep the cloth with you at all times.