Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
AntiChrist7 0
That's why they make an Ipod really small, so it can fit in your pocket. YDI
SolarSchooner 2
Subject noun fail. iPhone, not iPod.
meepmeep_fml 0
uhhh, I'd suggest having your grandmother pay for a replacement. just because she's old doesn't mean she shouldn't have to take responsibility for her ridiculously retarded actions. I'd be so angry right now that I would cut off contact with her for being such a dumbfuck.
jaybrown 0
You would disown your grandma for breaking your iPhone. Ice cold!!
sikanderimran 0
YDI for not yelling your grandma there's an anti mosquito app available for the iPhone.
uguysareidiots 0
YDI for buying an iPhone dumbass
fawfulster 11
"Accidentally" break her cane or some really old and expensive thing of hers.
HarlowSauce 0
pleez tell me that was you trying to be funny and failing?
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
sik-- Totally what I thought! "There's an app for that."
PenNameHere 0
you should of had a screen cover. that way you don't need a cleaning cloth. but you shouldn't have gotten an iPhone. AT