Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
noshitsherlock 0
ughhh old people are SO ******* stupid. (like all the posts with stupid parents destroying school work lately)
skullbuster 0
You are just jealous because you don't have an iphone. Once you have an iphone, you will understand that "my cell phone" does not begin to communicate the religious experience accompanied by use of the gold standard in mobile devices. God bless Steve Jobs, his monotonous wardrobe, and those wonderful products his company keeps churning out!
calcboi 0
That's what I'm saying. I have an iPhone, and I just say my phone. I couldn't care less about the iPhone: it does the same stuff as any phone these days.
sublime93 0
#57: LMFAO. I agree with you. I mean iPhones are great & i have an iTouch so i know how smooth the operating system is, but damn it you don't have to worship a phone :)
ACT99 0
This is why we need the new health care plan, so we can kill off the old people and not have to worry about them throwing are phones around.
barney74 0
The mosquito killed the iPhone, because mosquito was a recently pulled from the app store for duplicating a function of the iPhone.
BladeSlayer 0
Put that bitch in a home.
Kervik 0
Grandmothers and other grandparents have an incredible tendency not to realise what the **** they're doing. Well . . . If the misquoto was a female, it might've been making that annoying buzzing sound. To end that annoying sound, I would too, use an iPhone, because it's so damn annoying!
g00nie 0
.......why didnt you just take your iphone with you?
babygirl95 0
You should go to fixmyiphonenow.com. They fixed my broken screen for $50
DrAwesome 6
Why the heck are you complaining? The mosquito's dead. Drink and be merry.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
One of my grandmothers (I have four; which would take a lot of explaining) is completely technologically inept. Now I don't know whether or not your grandma is like this, but hopefully she can replace it. My Grandma doesn't spend a lot of time around people who have expensive technology so she mostly doesn't know enough about it to care. FYL.
WonderBlunder 0
Don't really believe this happened. It's so much harder to squash a fly with an iPhone because it's so small. It's alot easier to use hand. And old people are not afraid of little mess.