Today, I left my brand new iPhone on the counter, and went to get its cleaning cloth. My grandmother saw a mosquito, and used my iPhone as a fly swatter. I now have a broken iPhone. Good news though: no more mosquito. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
Today, I realized the $40 iPhone case I bought to keep my new phone from getting scratched, scratched my iPhone. FML
Today, I travelled to the beach, and I got what I thought was a food crumb in my phone charger port. I poked it around and it was so gross to realize that it was an insect. I removed the bug with a tissue corner, used an old brush to clean the rest up. I panicked and thought it was a bug infestation in my hostel room. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap to a weird buzzing sound in my ear. Panicked, I swatted at my ear to get rid of what I thought was a fly. Instead, I hit my phone, which was on vibrate, and it fell on the tiled floor, spinning the screen into a cracked, shattered mess. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
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omelette_fml 0
WTH did she do? Throw it? That sucks. fyl
Bobby64 29
Seriously, how many different ways can people on this website get their iPhones broken?
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Comments (134)
DresdenB17 0
fake
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Damn you number two, you made me lose the game. That sucks tho lol.
allstar21 0
FYL but kickass wording OP ;)
skullbuster 0
The "Jesus phone" stories are the only ones on FML that make me cry. I know the pain of losing an iPhone and nobody should have to bear it. You tell Grandma to get you a new one, even if she has to earn the money on her back to pay for it!!! If she puts up a fight, hide her medication.
alliex21guns 0
That really sucks, but the mental image of a grandma using an iphone as a swatter is kinda funny. Maybe the app makers will read this FML and make like an iswatter. ;) lol.
skullbuster 0
In all fairness, iPhones really aren't all that pricey these days. It's hardly the $599 I plunked down for my first one.... Hell, you can get a refurb on the AT&T site for $49.00 USD
Poonmagnet 0
Put that bitch in a retirement home!! She is already 5ft under!!
lickmychode 3
YDI for having an iphone. Isn't there an app that will form a flyswatter and kill it for you?
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
hmmm... i don't think that mosquito smashing will be covered by the warranty....
johnny_doe 0
Today I was iPhoning somebody with my iPhone to tell them how great my iPhone is, when I noticed my iPhone was smudged. So I went to get my iPhone iCleaning iCloth in the bathroom, but iDropped my iPhone into the sink. iPhone iPhone iPhone. FML Couldn't you just say "my cell phone" and "it"? It doesn't really matter what kind of phone it is per se unless it's a model that's very rare or in short supply; it'd suck just the same for any expensive new cell phone. FYL anyway for being out hundreds of dollars for no reason, though.