Intimacy and Sex: Fleeting

Fleeting

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 19:00

Today, my husband woke up with the first boner he’s had in almost 6 years. He yelled for me to join him so we could have sex again like the old days, but by the time I was finished on the toilet and raced to get to him with my pants still round my ankles, he'd gone soft. We’re only in our 30s. FML

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 13 February 2024 3:50

That stinks. Maybe he needs to get I. to a doctor. Cardiac health is critical for erections and I am sure you would like him to be around a few more years.

Elizabeth Burley 22

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That's not good at all. My fiance is 36 and still gets hard and stays hard very easily. Get your husband to a doctor immediately. He could have a heart condition. Best of luck OP!

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Thaylok 17

Tuesday 13 February 2024 3:50

That stinks. Maybe he needs to get I. to a doctor. Cardiac health is critical for erections and I am sure you would like him to be around a few more years.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 13 February 2024 8:46

Something's very very wrong there.

Elizabeth Burley 22

Tuesday 13 February 2024 23:24

That's not good at all. My fiance is 36 and still gets hard and stays hard very easily. Get your husband to a doctor immediately. He could have a heart condition. Best of luck OP!