Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Top comments
ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
SpectSelf 0
no pain, no gain
LifeSucksbtw 0
lol when I was a kid I thought the saying was no pain no game.
greensweater124 0
I thought that's what it was called!
firefly_102 0
I wouldn't recommend you shooting yourself in the leg with a nail gun. It might hurt a little. Or a lot. Whichever way you want to put it.
Jesus_Christ69 0
I'm going to guess it hurt a little.
Livinia 11
So what did it feel like?
macskapingvin 0
Probably a little bit like a nail being fired into your leg at high velocity.
imnotcraZ 0
I hate construction bad stuff always happens
Desurain23 0
I'll construct my foot up your ass.
OfficeNinja 5
so you managed to defeat two safety mechanisms and put a nail into your leg. that sir requires talent! how deep into your leg did the emergency room doctor have to dig to get it out?
Desurain23 0
$10 says #38 has done this before or is a doctor
cdude200 10
if ya dont want to loose the nailgun dont try and nail it to your leg
Barney_Rubble_75 0
'loose' = 'not tight' 'lose' = opposite of 'find'
DreaminOfMusic 0
owww