STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lexiiiiiiweee
United States
Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML
oogabooga9
Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Gutter
Reno, United States
Bowler
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
flatfoot
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML
laurenasabutton
Nottingham, United Kingdom
Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's pretty much the conventional wisdom. It's very brave of you to scientifically test this theory. Some might say stupid.
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RichardPencil 32
That's pretty much the conventional wisdom. It's very brave of you to scientifically test this theory. Some might say stupid.