Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
karmaiguess
Today, I saw the guy I bullied during elementary school and tried to apologize to him. Instead, he took out a knife and stabbed me. I'm currently in the ER. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML
Grrr
Salem, United States
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Ouch
Amelia, United States
Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know you're shot until you see the gunshot wound. Then, once the adrenaline wears off, it's complete agony. FML
Top comments
hehe1996 15
That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.
MDoremis 38
Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.
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Comments (93)
bertizan 13
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worldclassrager 41
Is that dot supposed to be stab #1?
thejonac 21
the most pointless comment i've seen in a while
SystemofaBlink41 27
Same.
CoolCookie210 22
Really? I thought it had a very clear point
captaincarlz 17
Actually, it has nothing but a point.
worldclassrager 41
Even though it is pointless...guess the pressure of being number one and couldn't edit made this comment
worldclassrager 41
It's also #1's first comment...
hehe1996 15
That's terrible OP. I hope that the police are taking this seriously and that you feel better soon.
Saub 19
Doesn't mean he/she didn't.
trex454 21
who wouldnt call the cops after being stabbed?
RedPillSucks 33
those who fear getting stabbed in the face, neck, or genitals?
Oz_the_great 10
Maybe those who fear getting stabbed again??I'm just saying..
Emmamazing 26
I bet that was a pain.
gichikku 14
No, I bet they enjoyed it...
juicy_extasy 25
Damn! Sorry to hear that OP! Press charges if you have proof and witnesses!
freeport_aidan 22
"Sorry, this knife wound isn't enough proof to press charges, sorry." Think before posting dumb ass
Livin_Like_Larry 29
It's not that the knife wound isn't enough, but more like that OP would need some sort of proof or witness that the stabber was the ex-girlfriend. If nobody saw OP get stabbed then he could have trouble proving that it was her. Don't be such a dick
One_Way 43
I'm going to assume that OP was there. That they saw the ex stab them in the leg. Add fingerprints on the knife, unless the ex thought to wear gloves, and you've got proof and a witness.
RedPillSucks 33
#4 did say "if..."
writerchic85 26
They meant proof the ex did it you turd corn.
zuvi9 21
#25, "This guys has a knife so that automatically means his ex stabbed him. Let's convict her without conducting ANY tests, or getting ANY witness accounts to make sure it was her." "Great" logic, genius.
ShadowlessSpear 21
What could have possibly happened for that to occur?
MDoremis 38
My bet would be psychosis.
MortenM 17
Because OP just wouldn't leg it go
dashes 3
You proud of that?
squinch 16
I bet he feels he has a leg up.
MDoremis 38
Better to be stabbed than shot, I guess? Definitely press charges man.
DomiLove 26
Being shot would actually be better if the bullet goes clear through and not in a bad spot, it's easier to patch up and treat. Stabbing damages more.
Mysterious_one 26
Better none.. No shot.. No stabs
lexiieeex3 32
How in ****'s sake did this get so many likes...
SleepyPharma 21
I don't think the stabbing pain is due to your break up. I suggest swift referral to the proper medical professional. (translation: get your ass to the ER)
MonstreBelle 29
I hope your ex learned what being in jail feels like
CoGhostRider 31
Does it feel any different than when someone else does it ?
Sillsallad 15
My thought exactly
chocolatelover96 14
Probably not, but the additional emotional pain of a break up makes this a legitimate FML
CoGhostRider 31
@19 being stabbed by someone would help me get over them emotionally I think, so maybe this will help op through the break up.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Hmm... I think you're on to something. Maybe we should stab all of our exes' leg to help them get over their emotional pain.
anotherhuman 31
I'm so sorry OP! I couldn't imagine how that feels. I hope your ex gets what they deserve: a beating and jail time. I'm not meaning to be harsh but you deserve waaay better than that.
Ichiya 29
I imagine it felt very much like being stabbed in the leg.
anotherhuman 31
I figured. I've never been stabbed in the leg so I can't imagine how that feels.