Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
HeavyMetalViking 0
It feels like a stab in the leg by a thin bladed knife. Hey, I think I nailed the right feeling on the spot.
epicfaceplant12 0
you just got shot with the NAAAIIIIILLLLL GUNNN!
tchapps 2
Quick get the necronomicon.
Capt_Oblivious 10
I bet it feels like it hurts doesn't it?
ArthursLifeSucks 2
OP is a sissy. I shot myself through the finger with a nailgun. There are many more nerves in the hands, but I pulled my finger off the nail, bandaged it up, and went back to work.
rarrar51 0
and that's why your life sucks.
YoungBanks 3
Taylor gang or get shot with a nail gun.
Rickits 0
same
armorf0r 7
not really, 54. if you shoot yourself in the led with a nail gun, there's a chance it will bury the nail completely, making it impossible to get out without surgery. I know a guy who shot himself in the knew while climbing a ladder with one. it buried itself past his kneecap, and locked up his leg so he couldn't bend it.
armorf0r 7
leg* knee* damn iPhone predictive text
hilariexcore 0
Omg, that made my knee hurt just thinking about it.. Jeez.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
yeouch!
tap1995 6
how did he get down off the ladder D:
armorf0r 7
he fell off the ladder, and the guys he was working with had to carry him to their truck to take him to the hospital. he's crippled now because of that.
hollylollyxoxo 0
that's a big gun if it's shooting your whole leg lol
Pryor87 0
Feel like we need more information since this could easily be a YDI
Barney_Rubble_75 0
Well? What DOES it feel like? Is it awesome? Painful? Does it incease your libido? Details OP... Details!