Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
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ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
RaineLee 5
Painful :(
caruiz1996 0
why did you shoot yourself????
DaisyDoodleDog 5
My dad got shot in the dick by one!
iLazy 0
So how did you turn out?
hiyourcute 0
I think this comment make it clear that the nail was rusty and affected the offsprings IQ.
Shinygirlnz 1
Well don't leave us hanging, tell us how it feels!
WiderWille 11
Probably like sex, but better because the feeling lasts longer.
ProhibitionRose 14
Well aren't you just the sharpest tool in the shed?
loveuforever 0
He isn't. The nail gun is apparently.
Emma_4312 7
umm, ouch?!
balest22 0
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gemzroxya 0
i love when that happens :D
Troll_Doll 0
Like sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?
jklol11 0
why would u shoot yourself?!
hiyourcute 0
Either because OP downed a couple beers and his leg looked a helluva lot like the wall he was aiming for or maybe, just maybe... It was an accident.