Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Top comments
ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
ghostfaceninjja 1
inch and a half long industrial staples are better. XD oh, fun times in high school. haha
BAMF519 0
you know what I'm not even going to ask.
j_cat187 20
can u show me what its like to get a nail threw ur eye?
PolBig123 0
how far was the distance? i mean, if someone shot you with the nailgun a meter away, it wouldnt hurt that much.
dchswr85 6
been there, done that. not fun at all.
DelPiero10 0
did you press it against your leg or what?
alexg823 0
Wait, you never said what it feels like.
pYrO92583 0
I know how it feels
YoungBanks 3
Taylor Gang or get shot with a nail gun.
sblhaine 0
IM SO SORRY