Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML
Today, I found out my ex broke up with me after 3 years because he's still in love with his ex, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. And she dumped him for the same reason. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
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Top comments
LolitaLena 16
Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?
justcommenting19 19
The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.
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Comments (31)
justcommenting19 19
The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.
gracehi 33
Why Argentina? I hear Abu Dhabi is nice this time of year.
viipeterson98 14
what do you know? you're just a sponge
justcommenting19 19
That's discrimination. Sponges have feelings too. *cries*
LolitaLena 16
Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?
dorothy675 15
Time to get out the good ol' restraining order! Sorry OP, that sucks.
toolazytotype99 18
Maybe start seeing other people OP, then maybe your ex will realize that you've moved on and they should do the same
allie2590 31
Or he might react violently, but let's hope for the best. ^^
Pixiewolfe 46
or take it out on the new partner. Best deal with the issue of why he thinks you are married!
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Give him head - then he'll know you're not married ;-)
justcommenting19 19
...can you read?
Colon_Man 17
Ha-Ha! Subtle, but I got it. :D
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Do I really need to spell this out? OK then: 1) There is a stereotype, myth, cliché, call it what you will, that women stop giving head to a guy once they marry him. 2) The OP wants to convince her ex- that they are not married. 3) In view of 1), if the OP gives him head then he will realise that this woman must not be his wife and therefore that 2) applies. It was not intended as a practical solution to the situation - hence the ;-) Edit - sorry #12, this was @ #8
Colon_Man 17
Your reply is pretty long. Looks like I ninja'd you. :)
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Hey, you got it. I just need to learn to type faster!
andrmac 25
Then he would keep coming back for more.
Brightwaters 2
I would make absolutely sure he's not right. (For example, make sure he didn't neglect to file a part of the paperwork or something.) If he's not accepting the fact of the divorce, he may have directly tried to prevent it as well.
Adyingpine 10
Today, I realized my wife thinks we got a divorce. FML
stryder9090 28
What a special relationship...so touching.
RectumRecker 16
If he's that in denial then you should just get a restraining order.
Nickimariek 20
People like that scare the shit out of me. They're too attached and it could go wrong
domolovesyoshi 33
You're right it can turn nasty really fast
Zebediabolical 45
To quote an ex about a previous ex. 'He went from sweetie to psycho in 17 minutes and two missed texts."