Anonymous
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon Y. Mous
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Anonymous
Saltillo, Mexico
Feel this FML
Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML
STRIKE!
United States
Pinned
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
nukebroadcast
United States
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Close
Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Curiosity nearly killed me
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Urbex is risky stuff
Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Anonymous
Blackpool, United Kingdom
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Top comments
ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
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Comments (113)
iLazy 0
You need to get glasses. Your eyes must be a little rusty
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
and I bet you thought pins and needles in your legs were bad...
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I agree, OP is a little rusty; (s)he wood have to start polishing on his/her skills. Maybe you should take that nice, solid class you saw consisting of grinding and hammering it to your brain. After that, you shouldn't be in so much paint after you smoothed everything out with San Ding.
notsocrazee 0
omg I get those puns!!! they're very cheesy... :/
TinyDude 10
sooooo Op what did it feel like?
atthegates 0
13 = weak as ****
hambro 9
the faurytail guild symbol anime is truly everywhere
ipohvy 11
PUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUNPUN
locachick101 0
what the hell, I know it hurt did some shoot you? ppl today do some crazy things
comepoopwithme 0
i think it was a "get shot by a nailgun simulater" its expected to be shown on jackass 10
Dadothy 8
But it was from a NAIL GUN!! Whitest kids you know? Anyone?
CatEyes66 0
WTF, how the hell?
nebula748 14
Shouldn't you be working on Black Mesa?
nebula748 14
Whoop, nevermind.
Elphieba 4
Fail Troll.
chris71sk8r 8
I worked at Aperture for a year.
FunnyGuy5051 7
omg I live close to #3 :) I get excited over little things lol
MRobvious750 0
I like to experience things for myself but on this I'll just let you tell me how it was.
sterlingarcher 1
lol I've gotten shot in the leg with a nail gun and it wasn't that much fun.. I prefer airsoft :P
CommonSenseKarma 17
Is that the metric system or what? Yo no sabe.
SlyTail 5
In Soviet Russia, nail gun shoot you!
Beebow_fml 5
No
LifeSucksbtw 0
the correct soviet russion joke to say (as bad as they are) would be in soviet russia u shoot nail gun.
barlessprison 16
This joke is as old as the Cold War.
SlyTail 5
Trollz
xmayne 0
Do you honestly think calling someone older than 6 years old a troll is going to offend them?
SirfinBurd 0
do you honestly think a person with a picture of the cookie monster on his shirt gets an opinion?
ngk09 0
yes because cookie monster is ******* awesome...
jadee000 0
Ouch!
redbluegreen 41
That's impressive. Where did your nail gun learn to shoot?
ryrywakaka 0
now you can hang a picture on your leg
imOaks 3
Win.
tap1995 6
you made my day.
Blueglasscup 18
I guess you got naile- okay nevermind.
Frelling 0
RWJ school of humor?
kidclarke 15
Your suppose to do that to your hand.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
You're = short for 'You are'.